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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Trump Discovers Huge Wall in Québec

 

Republican candidate Donald Trump grabbed the headlines once again with a shocking announcement today:
As you know, when I am elected President of the United States, I will be building a wall on our southern border. This wall will be the most amazing, enormous, and luxurious wall that has ever been built. I have had my people scanning the globe for a fabulous wall to serve as a model. Today I am in Québec to present this wall behind me to the American people. Of course, many people in the construction industry are already talking about it. And me. I imagine they are probably saying: "Trump has done it again."
Sources inside the campaign confirm that a team of Trump specialists have been dispatched to study just what makes this wall so enormous, despite its seemingly modest physical dimensions.